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Seeing as how there really hasnapos;t been much out of the ordinary to report Iapos;m thinking about doing occasional movie reviews to help add some entries on here.� Also Iapos;m more than willing to review movies for other people seeing as how a lot of people I know are so busy and when they actually have the chance to rent a movie they tend to get disappointed by their movie picks.� So if you want please feel free to send me an email or something and Iapos;ll look at the shit youapos;ve been meaning to watch but have been too busy to do.

And on with the review.

Iapos;ve been actually looking forward to this movie for some time.� Yes I�believe itapos;s an independent film, and I KNOW that itapos;s CANADIAN�in origin just from the minor bits of dialog (plus reading that it was made in Canada during the updates on U.H.M.) . �
I bought this movie expecting a campy monster movie that had a good deal of violence and a fairly decent story line, okay my standards tend to be low on movies like this, and frankly I did not get disappointed.�

Jack Brooks Monster Slayer is basically the story of Jack Brooks (doi), as a kid his family was killed during a camping trip in the woods and he never got to deal with it. �Modern day Jack is just a bottle of pent up misplaced rage, the root of the problem is that when he was a kid he ran away when he feels that he should have stayed and done something about it.� As we come to terms with this plumbers sucky life we also see Robert Englunds character (whoapos;s name escapes me right now) a science professor for a night class.� he originally enters into the story and asks JACK to help him with a problem with the pipes in this old house that he bought (A HOUSE�WITH�A�HISTORY... DUN�DUN�DUN).� Well when he figures he has the problem solved Jack unwittingly unleashes an ancient evil, a black heart from a long dead Japanese demon.� Not to give too much of the plot away the professor winds up discovering the heart by getting kind of of possessed and waking up having dug a good portion of the ground up with his hands, he continues the work now fully aware of his deeds and unearths a box with human remains and (GASP)�the heart.� From there he scarfs it down and begins the two day transformation into a full on rubber and foam movie monster (not a lot of CG done here except for maybe one shot� and that was only some green screen background work to show off the animatronics better... Seeing as how stuff like that is expensive and itapos;s really hard taking that out into the field).� Inevitably after the monster is semi-revealed Jack and his girlfriend/ex-girlfriend (I donapos;t know thatapos;s never really resolved ) manage to escape but his radio is tuned to the oldies and it plays the song that reminded him of the night his parents were killed.� SO... He figures "Fuck it" and goes back on a ravenous demon killing spree... With a pipe, a screw driver or chisel, and a roll of duct tape.� I did say the guy was a fucking plumber.� From there itapos;s pretty predictable, entertaining but predictable.�

I�honestly compared this favorably with Evil Dead 2 and Slither.� The human and animal gore was really not over the top.� I mean you had the typical monster pouncing and biting the neck then the monster head shaking about to show how violent it is, and throwing some blood around.� Mostly it was just off screen violence... Except when it came to monster bashing that got a little fun to watch. �

As I said for monster movies like this I�tend to have low expectations and I�enjoyed it.� Iapos;m glad I bought it and Iapos;m more than willing to recommend it so long as they know what theyapos;re getting into. �

I�will say one thing that disappointed me though.� For a good portion of the movie it was just showing off how much Jackapos;s life truly sucked.� Whiny nagging blond girlfriend, crappy job, shitty councilor, real problems, and the people who never know when to back off and let him DEAL�with said problems. �You never really got to the good monster scenes until the very end of the movie.�

Any-who thatapos;s about it... Please if you want something reviewed please let me know.� Just know that Iapos;m really not a fan of DRAMAS and Iapos;m really not into a lot of foreign and artsy films.�

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